Thursday, October 23, 2014

Mato Grosso



Our final excursion in Brazil was to the state of Mato Grosso, an area known for its wildlife and natural beauty. The four of us, along with my parents, ventured off the beaten path (sometimes way off the beaten path), visiting the three areas of Cuiaba, Nobres and Chapada dos Guimaraes. 

Highlights: lots of birds, namely "Blu" and "Jewel" from the movie Rio; lots of water activities; lots of animals, including super cute monkeys, delicious alligators (which we ate at a restaurant one night) and creepy Capivara, which are the largest rodents in the world (weighing, on average, 100 pounds), as well as very beautiful scenery, caves, and waterfalls.













































Thursday, September 11, 2014

Tidbits

Spandex: Just like seeing a baby drinking Coke (even if it is diet) out of his bottle, I can't stop myself from judging every time I pass a pair of crazy-patterned, tight pants here. Brazilian women of all sizes wear them as athletic gear, for going out-on-the-town, to children's parties -- just like Americans wear jeans. In addition to the patterns below, I've seen prison stripes, checkerboard, tie-dyed, every animal print possible and even a repeating pattern of Jesus' face. I've seen textured patterns, where the spandex is actually raised. I've seen the spandex paired with tennis shoes, high heals, boots or flip-flops. I once saw a woman wearing the pants with a t-shirt that read, "OMG." My thoughts exactly, sister friend.

In the foreground AND the background!
I'm telling you, they are everywhere. 
Look close, and you'll see THREE pairs of tight, crazy pants here.
They come in a variety of lengths, including three-quarters (see above),
mini skirt (see below) and, wait for it, full-body, that is a one-piece, neck to ankle spandex
outfit (unfortunately not pictured here, but is forever in my mind.)




Names: We recently received this invitation inviting "Herry" and her family to a birthday party. Our names are tough for Brazilians. For them, Geoff is "Jeff-y," Brye is "Brye-a," and, unfortunately, Eri is either "Air-he" or "Herry" (not to be confused with "Hairy.") Luckily for Leo, his name is Brazilian, though here they pronounce is "Ley-o."



Awesome: Brazilians love, love, love taking selfies and we thoroughly enjoy watching them take selfies. They shamelessly adjust their boobs, toss their hair and pucker their lips while clicking away for what seems like forever, or until they get it just right.

Awesome: On our way to the beach, we ended up behind a dude driving a goat around in the bed of his truck. 

And, awesome: Eri, 4, recently brought home this mask smoking a pipe, which she made at preschool with the help of her teacher.


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Saturday, August 30, 2014

Father's Day / Dia dos Pais

Happy Father's Day to the dad who makes us Mickey pancakes on Saturdays (and any other day we ask for them); who plays with all the kids at parties instead of sitting with the other parents; who faithfully goes to swim lessons and ballet class; who always wants to ride the skateboard or have a race.  We love you. xoxo, Eri and Leo


Eri made Geoff a special shirt at school for Dia dos Pais 
(which is in August in Brazil, not June like the states) and 
she and Leo also got him a "Badass With A Paddle" hoodie to 
wear after he gets off the river. 




It seemed fitting to post a video of one of Geoff's proudest dad moments: 
Eri realizing his goal of riding a bike without training wheels before turning 5. 
Geoff shows this on his phone to everyone possible (it's only 10 seconds).



Wednesday, August 20, 2014

Tidbits

Doesn't translate:
"Parabens" is "congratulations"and is used quite liberally here. On any given day, I will offer congratulations and receive congratulations many times. Each instance will be without the slightest hint of sarcasm. No matter how trivial or important, each instance will receive an equal congratulatory response. Just had a baby? Congratulations! It's your birthday? You went out to lunch? You tied your shoe? Congratulations, congratulations, congratulations!! In English, this is a real a-hole response, right? In Portuguese, it's completely sincere and heart-felt.
"Estou satisfeito"is "I'm satisfied," but is used as the equivalent to "I'm full" in English after a meal and has no sexual connotation whatsoever. Still, I like it when people make this announcement at the dinner table.
"Entendeu?" is "Did you understand?" but is equivalent to how we would follow-up an explanation of something with "Got that?" or "You know?" When we first moved here I thought I was constantly being asked if I understood what someone was saying (a fair question), but realized Brazilians ask this regardless of what your first language is. They say it to each other, too.
"Como?"is "what?" In Portuguese, it's perfectly acceptable to say only "what?" if you need something repeated and it's not abrasive like it is in English. It is very difficult to explain to Eri, 4, that it's OK to say "como" if you didn't hear someone in Portuguese, but not "what" if you didn't hear someone in English.

Questions:
Being Americans, we are somewhat novel here and always asked random questions by  new acquaintances, sales clerks, fellow diners, friends' family and complete strangers. Regardless, the same stuff comes up often. My favorites:
- Do you eat bacon and eggs every morning? (No.)
- Do you eat peanut butter every day? (Yes.)
- Is Thanksgiving really like on Friends? (No, most families fight during major holidays.)
- Have you ever met Miley Cyrus? (No.)
- Do you love Miley Cyrus? (Sure.)
- Do you shop at Victoria's Secret? (Sometimes.)
- Do you eat at the Olive Garden? (God, no.)
- Do you like living in Brazil? (YES!)

Celebrity status:
We brought our bike trailer with us from the states and take it out, at a minimum, every Sunday afternoon. Geoff pulls our two babies and I pedal behind them along the beach-front bike trail, which is awesome because I get to see all the heads turn and hear all the comments. There is nothing like this bike trailer here and people love it. So much so that they hang out of their car windows to take pictures of it on their phones, or take videos of it when we ride through the park. This seriously happens. Every time. We once stopped at a playground and at least a dozen people pulled out camera phones and snapped away. What they do with these pictures, I have no idea. One person once asked if the bike trailer came from China, which it probably did, and someone else asked where she could get one for her dogs.




Some recent pix:

It's winter, but still beach weather here. 
Eri and her BFF from school, Lavinia, on a Saturday playdate.
You don't have to speak Portuguese to know
what this sign says: No peeing on steaming poo!
Two happy guys.

Saturday, August 16, 2014

Happy Birthday, Leo!



Name: Leo Finley Steeves
Age: 1! (August 14th)
Sign: Leo (coincidence)
Likes: laughing, waving, giving open-mouth kisses, carbohydrates 
Dislikes: pretty much nothing
Teeth: 8
Words: dada, mama
Physical abilities: crawling fast, standing unassisted, clapping,
meat pawing his sister, being really sweet



Happy 1st Birthday, Leo! 
We'll always have the best of Brazil with us -- YOU!! I can't believe how much I love you.











Sunday, August 3, 2014

World Cup / Copa do Mundo


There are probably very few things out there that really are a once-in-a-lifetime experience, and for sure Brazil's 2014 World Cup was one of them. 

I had been looking forward to the W.C. since we found out three years ago that we would be moving here, and Geoff had pretty much been looking forward to it his whole life. Our good friends from the states -- Bart and Brooke, and Ben and Annica -- made the journey here and we all went to the Russia v. Algeria with our Brazilian BFFs Marcel and Marina. 

Equally as exciting as attending a game was watching the Brazil games at bars and restaurants around town. The entire country shut down on Brazil's game days -- no work, no school, nothing open except places with a TV -- and everyone wore their fan gear. 

We also hosted a big bash for the U.S.-Portugal game at our apartment building's party room. To class up the event a little, we served signature drinks -- Cape Cods, which were new to all our Brazilian friends. I've never seen vodka consumed so fast, not even at the aforementioned Russia game. Unfortunately, I forgot to take pictures. 

Brazil's 2014 World Cup!

Since we aren't from Algeria or Russia (although Ben
bears an uncanny resemblance to Putin), we all opted
for our USA gear for the game.
Eri and her buddy Brooke getting ready for a World Cup game.

Russia v. Algeria!
Eri and I got on the jumbo screen for a few seconds.
FIFA awarded tickets through a lottery system
and we lucked out with front row seats …

… and an awesome view of the ball boy's rat tail.
We sat next to a bunch of Russians. We didn't mention
Ukraine and neither did they. 

Everywhere we went, random people wanted to take pictures with us.
We never said "no."
Every few feet on the walk into the stadium, we were stopped
for pictures. It was awesome. #hollywood!


Road trip! The fun continued on the short drive from Curitiba, the city
where we watched the game, back to Florianopolis,  where we live.
We did it "Swingers" style with a caravan of five cars.
 Our American friends stayed with us the following week and we watched
as much of the World Cup as possible in between showing them the city.
Goooooooooaaaaal Brazil!
Brazil's triumph over Chile. 
Bart celebrating Brazil's big win.
Headed to a Brazil game.

One man's souvenir scarf is another man's souvenir turban.
Uh-oh. Brazil 1, FIFA 0. We were impressed by the very un-Brazil like
efficiency and ease of getting in and out of the World Cup game in Curitiba
as well as the overall organization of the massive event, but FIFA got some
mixed marks from the fans.
Brazil's hero: Neymar Junior. 
Brazil's adoring fan: Neymar Junior Junior. 
Our American friends and our Brazilian friends!
USA! USA! USA!